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    told clagan id post this story in here so here it goes

    so a couple of weeks ago my mate mark got a petrol scooter, most of us having never used a motorised veichle before were delighted by this and for the first few days we were arguing whos turn it was to have a go etc,soon word had spread that we were in possesion in such an item and everybody was wanting a turn, so we decided that we'd leave it for a few days and go out on it when its all cooled down, so a few days later theres only 3 of us, going a round a field on the bike etc, before this we'd seen a fella that asked us if we wanted to buy a horse, so there we are anyway when next thing over the hill comes some rough fella on the back of a horse (you know the type) and comes over to us wanting a go on the scooter, my mate was reluctant to give him a shot , but he somehow had convinced him to give him a go, saying he was only going to the goals and back, and of course we were holding his horse, so he revs it up and hes off and when it gets to the point wheres hes at the goals he speeds up, and kept going, and the over the hill where we couldnt see him anymore, but you could see him then in the distance, then he was gone, so there we are, 3 lads standing there in complete and utter shock with a horse, then really the icing on the cake was when the horse start pissing everywhere, none of us had only seen horses on the telly and now we sort of owned it, well it was a swap that wasnt agreed on,but then suddenly we could hear the petrol scooter he was coming back, but we could only hear it, then a few minutes later he comes back on foot, telling us the police and taken the bike, knowing that he had hid the scooter somewhere, my mate mark grabs the horse and tells him that if he doesnt tell him where his scooter is hes letting go of the horse, suddenly we see one of our mates on the scooter coming up to us, the fella punches my mate mark in the face gets his horse and back over the hill he goes,the mate we seen on the scooter had seen the fella put it in a bush and reconised that it was marks scooter, so it all worked out in the end really, havent seen the scooter since though.

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    pmsl oh to live in the northside
    http://i44.tinypic.com/121py55.png%5B/IMG%5D

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    thats pretty mad lol


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    Scooters and horses... what the fuck do you guys do over there!?

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    nothing i swear:o

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    what happened to the horse?

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    he left on the horse

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    What happened to the scooter?
    "Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly

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    we got the scooter back

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    lmao, a true cowboy

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    wasnt funny at the time, was shittin it

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    just that type of character

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    add your own stories btw

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    Should have pillaged the village on horseback, and scooter together.

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    Are you serious? There's really people like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diegan View Post
    Are you serious? There's really people like that?
    pmsl welcome to inner city dublin my friend

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    there is indeed diegan

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    Quote Originally Posted by clagan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Diegan View Post
    Are you serious? There's really people like that?
    pmsl welcome to inner city dublin my friend
    a drunk man stole a cow in my area once, and tried to trade us it for a football..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prolific-Speaker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by clagan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Diegan View Post
    Are you serious? There's really people like that?
    pmsl welcome to inner city dublin my friend
    a drunk man stole a cow in my area once, and tried to trade us it for a football..
    hope you said yes, free milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prolific-Speaker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by clagan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Diegan View Post
    Are you serious? There's really people like that?
    pmsl welcome to inner city dublin my friend
    a drunk man stole a cow in my area once, and tried to trade us it for a football..
    Same, except it was for some magic beans.

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