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    What would it be and why?

    I'd be a fly, sticky, annoying, just how I like it.

    Second would have to be a dog, at least you'd be loved, fed, etc



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    Well they do say its a dogs life...

    If not a dog, I would be a bird lol

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    a fox, no question, then id be truly foxy

    or a pig, because, call me selfish, but a female pigs orgasm lasts up to half an hour


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    Jesus, someone's being doing their research! I bet a male pigs doesn't last that long, so you would be left unsatisfied either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhoys Dont Cry View Post
    Jesus, someone's being doing their research! I bet a male pigs doesn't last that long, so you would be left unsatisfied either way.
    Im failing to see how a 30 min orgasm would leave me unsatisfied

    p.s i have no idea how i know that, i just do

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    Quote Originally Posted by angiebowie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bhoys Dont Cry View Post
    Jesus, someone's being doing their research! I bet a male pigs doesn't last that long, so you would be left unsatisfied either way.
    Im failing to see how a 30 min orgasm would leave me unsatisfied

    p.s i have no idea how i know that, i just do
    Well, if the male pig didn't last that long then you would no?

    I guess you don't always need two to tango :coat:

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    Dunno, elephants have huge dicks so an elephant. Wouldn't be much difference to the way it is now though.

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    woof woof, wooooooooooof. i'd be a cow
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    are you drunk again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angiebowie View Post
    are you drunk again?
    yes mum. is that ok? your so unfair
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    Quote Originally Posted by clagan View Post
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    are you drunk again?
    yes mum. is that ok? your so unfair
    Hopefully this time you can keep your alter ego under raps this time.

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    Dolphin or a bald eagle. Wolf would be badass, too... but I think I'll have to go with dolphin. Just love seeing them surfing the waves when I go to the beach, looks like so much fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhoys Dont Cry View Post
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    are you drunk again?
    yes mum. is that ok? your so unfair
    Hopefully this time you can keep your alter ego under raps this time.
    superman?

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    course you can be drunk clagan, in fact i prefer it, so long as you refrain from animal porn

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    Dolphins because they are smart and generally rad as fuck.


    Plus their society encourages gang rape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoopymo View Post
    Dolphins because they are smart and generally rad as fuck.


    Plus their society encourages gang rape!
    And they are horny wee bastards. WIN WIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angiebowie View Post
    course you can be drunk clagan, in fact i prefer it, so long as you refrain from animal porn
    no deal momma

    this is for my nigga jamie, you know whats up baby bhoy. word up
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    Lol they ejaculate at 14mph

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoopymo View Post
    Lol they ejaculate at 14mph
    seriously, who the fuck finds this stuff out?

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    Yer maw on a friday night.

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