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    Default Things girls can't do....

    I'll start:

    Piss standing up
    Tell a joke without going nuts

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    woooooooo Hoopymo's Avatar
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    Get kicked in the baws.

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    have sex without emotion

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    Be 6'1 and a ton of fun.

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    Get out of bed 6:21 pm and be in the pub for 6:36 pm !!!

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    I have pissed standing up, its called a shewee, available at most festivals...




    and not every girl is so insecure that they only have sex because they love someone, not all women are planning baby names afterone night of passion, not all expect you to call, some just like to have sex, go for a pint, jobs a good un.

    next.....


    Cheers Cashy!!!

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    Squirrel!!! angiebowie's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by RabT1888 View Post
    Get out of bed 6:21 pm and be in the pub for 6:36 pm !!!

    its called pride in your appearance, not all of us take 2 hours either

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    I live for Glasgow Celtic clagan's Avatar
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    where are these women ye speak of fair maiden?

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    well they are not in derry, ive seen derry girls, all marching around like they are in girls aloud, or in tracksuits

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    Quote Originally Posted by RabT1888 View Post
    Get out of bed 6:21 pm and be in the pub for 6:36 pm !!!
    This is correct because women should not be allowed in the pub anyway.

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    I live for Glasgow Celtic clagan's Avatar
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    everyone wants to be nadine coyle or a wag. they are very easy but clingy

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    Quote Originally Posted by clagan View Post
    everyone wants to be nadine coyle or a wag. they are very easy but clingy
    aye but they are good craic to laugh at

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    Throw a ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angiebowie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by clagan View Post
    everyone wants to be nadine coyle or a wag. they are very easy but clingy
    aye but they are good craic to laugh at
    aye its hilarious watching them do their beyonce moves on the dancefloor, some of the fellas are just as bad

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    I can throw a ball, i just cant catch one

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    Semi-Benevolent Dictator Euskadi's Avatar
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    Play any sport. I think we can all agree that women's soccer is shockingly bad. They put the FA Cup final on TV each yeah simple because it's women - the standard of football is worse than League 1 yet they don't show those games.

    Camogie and Ladie's GAA is rubbish as well. Even in stuff like golf the burds are crap.

    I'm not even trying to have a go, I just hate how the PC Brigade insist on equality for all even though we clearly aren't equal in all areas.

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    Play computer games.



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    Drive
    Play any decent sports

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Drive


    Prepare yourself, the shit will hit the fan after that comment

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    i shouldnt be allowed to drive, it fact i have banned myself from driving, i have been told i am unteachable

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