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    mon the fish Fancy Pants's Avatar
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    Right you have just been captured by a blood thirsty tribe of nutters who keep Lion,s and Sharks for the purpose of killing folk they capture .

    The head fella gives you an option of death .Munched by the lions or the sharks ?What do you chose and why ?
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    Sharks....id poke them in the eyes,and if that didnt work at least when they munch me and shit me out id be laid to rest in the ocean.


    oh and if ate by a lion and shat out,you could have some cunt like Bear Grylls picking thru that one shit and eating me....fuck that.

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    A lion would probably knock you out with his paw first.

    Also I'd rather die out in the warm sun than in the freezing water.

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    lion

    reminds me of lisbon lions
    nah seriously though i hate fish they scare me:o so id rather a lion

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    shark

    it would let you bleed to death first

    a lion would just rip you to bits

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    Shark, more chance of escape, apprently if you punch them on the snout they dont like it, and also, if you flip them upside down they go into a state of trance, so for that reason im going to say sharks.


    Fuck knows what im going to do after that though
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    Lions. At least that way I'd stand a chance in a square go.




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    Ye,ll have to think again Jup and t man these are fuck off vicious sharks and lions you are dealing with here ,there will be no escape .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancy Pants View Post
    Ye,ll have to think again Jup and t man these are fuck off vicious sharks and lions you are dealing with here ,there will be no escape .
    Bloody sharks would burst me armbands rendering me helpless in the water.

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    awk your armbands dont worry shite floats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicola1888 View Post
    awk your armbands dont worry shite floats
    Aye right enough, I could just do a big jobby in the water and float away to safety.

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    aye yer safety log

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicola1888 View Post
    aye yer safety log

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancy Pants View Post
    Ye,ll have to think again Jup and t man these are fuck off vicious sharks and lions you are dealing with here ,there will be no escape .


    I'll stick with the sharks mate, their bite marks will impress the ladies in heaven

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    My choice would be the lions as I can't swim to save myself:confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobm1967 View Post
    Sharks....id poke them in the eyes,and if that didnt work at least when they munch me and shit me out id be laid to rest in the ocean.


    oh and if ate by a lion and shat out,you could have some cunt like Bear Grylls picking thru that one shit and eating me....fuck that.
    Quote Originally Posted by caoimhin View Post
    shark

    it would let you bleed to death first

    a lion would just rip you to bits

    Both very good points. Probably why I'd rather have the sharks kill me.

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    Shark every time, as they are my favouritest animal ever and i'd be honoured to die by a thing of such beauty. I kid you not.

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    It doesn't matter to me, i'd just make sweet love to either of them. I'd blind the lions with my spunk and make the shark gag with my massive cock - it'd be poking out the gills baby Yeah!:p:p:p

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    Rattlesnake. Lethal injection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Onion View Post
    Rattlesnake. Lethal injection.

    Nope this tribe are feart of snakes so they don,t keep them mate

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