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    Semi-Benevolent Dictator Euskadi's Avatar
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    Post your funny conversations

    You: you're not from china as well are you? theres millions of ye feckers on here
    Stranger: I'm from north korea
    You: didnt know you were allowed the internet
    You: what do you think of Kim Jong Il
    Stranger: Certain things government watches
    You: he doesn't seem to appreciate the craic does he
    You: is he in ur internetz, watching u masturbate?
    Stranger: I can't say anything to your question
    You: that's ok, respect to the Jong
    You: i think we both know you reckon he's a bit of a cunt
    Stranger: Agreed
    You: what's your favourite food?
    Stranger: Steamed duck
    You: i like duck
    Stranger: Yours
    You: roast jew
    Stranger: Hahaha
    You: not really
    You: i dont like roast jew
    Stranger: My favorite
    You: too chewy
    You: you couldn't bate baked potatoes. couldnt bate em with a big stick
    Stranger: The nose is too big
    You: do you know who Celtic are?
    Stranger: The basket ball team?
    You: no the football team
    Stranger: We do not get Football here
    Stranger: And there are no clips on YouTube
    You: cuz of the Jongmeister?
    Stranger: Yes
    You: what sports does he like
    Stranger: Ping Pong
    Tennis
    Races
    Stranger: Track and Field
    You: unlucky, they're shit. do you get the GAA?
    Stranger: ???
    You: you know, 15 bogwarriors batin' a sliothar up the park of a muddy saturday
    You: sport of kings
    Stranger: Rugby?
    You: aye that's another one. do you get that?
    Stranger: Yes on Sundays
    Stranger: The austrailian team is quite good
    You: yeah not bad now
    Stranger: Where do you live?
    You: ireland
    Stranger: How's the weather?
    You: irish
    Stranger: Hahahha
    You: what's the weather like in n.korea
    Stranger: Rain mainly
    You: probably because of kim jong il
    You: probably doesnt allow sunshine
    Stranger: Hahahajahha
    You: he is a bit of a nutcase in fairness. if he's watching this, he needs a pint of cop on
    You: he appreciates the finer things in life tho
    You: i found a photo of him where he is sitting there naked with a carry out
    You: what a gent
    Stranger: Kin Jong Ill banned umbrellas for a while just so he would be the only one with one
    You: bet he thought he was cool
    Stranger: Yup
    You: well, im off
    Stranger: Bye
    You: take her handy
    You: and if you do, take her twice
    Last edited by Euskadi; 20-09-2011 at 11:57 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by omegle
    Stranger: Are you happy?
    You: yes
    Stranger: Why?
    You: Because i'm deluded and hide my depression with drugs
    and alcohol ;__;
    Stranger: You're content.
    Stranger: You're not happy.
    You: oh god you got me
    You: what do i do
    Stranger: You become happy, then find out why you're happy,
    and come tell me what makes you happy.
    Quote Originally Posted by omegle
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: Guess
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: Scotland
    You: you?
    Stranger: brazil
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: prove it
    Stranger: eu sou brasileiro
    Stranger: it is im brazilian
    You: I'm female btw
    Stranger: what is btw?
    You: by the way
    Stranger: im man
    Stranger: ah ok
    Stranger: want be my friend?
    Stranger: i dont know nobody in scotland
    You: i'll be your "special friend"
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: you have msn?
    You: nahi don't use it
    Stranger: come on, ad me there
    You: i don't have it
    Stranger: and we can know each other
    You: wanna cyber
    Stranger: my msn is joezack77@hotmail.com
    You: doesn't sound very brazillian
    You: I KNOW YOUR GAME
    Stranger: yes
    You: i'm really a man by the way
    You: YOU JUST GOT TURNED ON BY A BIG HAIRY MAN
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Haha man this made me laugh

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    Default Re: Omegle

    I speak to Chinamen on there all the time. I've actually resorted to pretending I'm Chinese myself.

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    Not got it saved but I convinced a girl from Cincinatti to visit Larkhall in the summer for the 'beautiful scenery, people and culture'

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    Haha fantastic.

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    Stranger: hi
    You: wh
    Stranger: do you love sex?
    You: are you too not well good ok tonight ask may i
    You: yes
    You: why do you no not like it
    Stranger: i like too much
    Stranger: f/m?
    You: are you a full time wanker?
    You: do you make love to your hand too much?
    You: i am male.
    Stranger: every hour
    You: thats sad
    You: can you not get a woman to help you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    dont know what was going on with my opening line hhaaa
    Last edited by Hoopymo; 19-05-2009 at 11:50 PM.

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    You: before we start, no, I'm not horny
    Stranger: haha
    You: where you from?
    Stranger: greece
    You: god bless georgios samaras
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Must be a JVoH fan.

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    Default Re: Omegle

    You just know that every single cunt on there is a guy stroking his cock.

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    http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq19/crinnigan/ajxbp1.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by Messi1888 View Post
    You just know that every single cunt on there is a guy stroking his cock.


    Including me

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    Stranger: hi
    You: alri
    Stranger: irla
    Stranger: nd?
    You: wat?
    Stranger: wOw~
    You: wank
    Stranger: r u from wank?
    Stranger: w0w (2)
    You: im from wank in Ireland were u from
    Stranger: i`m from brazil Dude
    Stranger: ireland is full with drunkasses drinkin beer han?
    You: yeah we love the drink we also love to fight and have leprechauns
    Stranger: yep
    Stranger: what about joyce?
    You: what about her
    Stranger: i mean james joyce
    You: all women in brazil have knobs?
    Stranger: hey dude, superriversinauana?
    You: dude? u a yank
    Stranger: i`ve been there
    Stranger: its the english that i speak
    Stranger: MA
    Stranger: man
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: super riversinauana?
    You: alright yea state of it
    You: u lick it up d bum
    You: like
    Stranger: what knobs are?
    You: cock
    Stranger: u like cock?
    Stranger: sry didnt know u were gay
    You: i wouldnt say no 2 a big enough 1 like
    You: u like it in d ass
    Stranger: yeah i do
    Stranger: mine in somebodys else ass
    Stranger: a very hot girls ass
    You: shemales
    Stranger: but hey answer me
    Stranger: super riversinauana?
    Stranger: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffff
    Stranger: FART SOUND
    You: your sister
    Stranger: HAAHAHAHAAAAAHA
    You: loves me inside her
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KildareCFC
    You: i wouldnt say no 2 a big enough 1 like

    Hahaha what the fuck.

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    Stranger: Im an 18 year old Horny Male looking for a hot female to share some pics with. are you a female and horny?
    You: yeah are you
    Stranger: yeah
    You: were u from ?
    Stranger: Texas you
    You: Ireland
    You: what do u look like
    Stranger: 6'4'', athletic, short brown hair. do u have Facebook?
    You: yes do u have web cam ?
    Stranger: yeah u have aim?
    You: Yeah u wanna go on while im horny ?
    Stranger: only if u show me something worth while
    You: il show u everything
    You:
    Stranger: alright how r we gunna do this
    You: well i have an 11 inch penis does that matter ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    This Omegle yoke is the business

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    Quote Originally Posted by KildareCFC View Post
    Stranger: Im an 18 year old Horny Male looking for a hot female to share some pics with. are you a female and horny?
    You: yeah are you
    Stranger: yeah
    You: were u from ?
    Stranger: Texas you
    You: Ireland
    You: what do u look like
    Stranger: 6'4'', athletic, short brown hair. do u have Facebook?
    You: yes do u have web cam ?
    Stranger: yeah u have aim?
    You: Yeah u wanna go on while im horny ?
    Stranger: only if u show me something worth while
    You: il show u everything
    You:
    Stranger: alright how r we gunna do this
    You: well i have an 11 inch penis does that matter ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Brilliant.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KildareCFC View Post

    You: well i have an 11 inch penis does that matter ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Ha, this site is awesome!

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    Bhoys think im hooked, love giving abuse on this yoke lol

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    first chat, a fucking guy from carlingford louth chances a that ffs.

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