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    Celtic Under 19s capel69's Avatar
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    A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed

    was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an

    envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

    It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the

    envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.


    'Dear, Mum.

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

    elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

    with Dad and you.

    I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

    knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos,

    her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the

    woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

    We share a dream of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

    hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

    the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,

    so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

    Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

    many grandchildren.

    Love, your son, Nicholas.


    " P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

    the school report that's on my desk"

    I love you!

    Call when it is safe for me to come home !


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    The '59 Sound Mr Brightside's Avatar
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    Where was that from?
    I'm raising money for the Multiple Sclerosis Trust. Any donations would be really sound and much appreciated!

    http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/paulregan93


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    Celtic Legend Anth's Avatar
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    Fucking great.
    I only hope that is really true!!

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    Celtic Under 19s capel69's Avatar
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    Got it from a m8 who i would describe as Stacey but without the aids

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    Sheabhoy08 Sheabhoy08's Avatar
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    Class as fuck!!!

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    PMSL that s a goodjin

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    :rofl: That's good craic!

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    yacuntchafuk SouthDChoir's Avatar
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    :rofl: very good


    Another page set up by a group calling themselves the "Killowen Young Republicans" promises to "protect the Republican communities from the PSNI, hoods and most of all loyalists." The group's photo album contains numerous images of youths in balaclavas posing with a range of republican flags as well as a handguns and automatic weapons.

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    Strange Times green_t's Avatar
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    Quality stuff, I hope it's true, because it makes it even funnier
    "Celtic is important to me in as much as it's one of the only constants in my life over the years. I have changed and become various things but it is the one constant. Religion, friendships have come and gone, likes and dislikes have come and gone, but Celtic has remained." - Billy Connolly

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    Celtic Legend Mr Discharge's Avatar
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    wish I had that for when I was at school lol.

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