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    I will admit I was totally engrossed in all this new manager pish and didn't see it coming. Wee bastard actually punched me on the eyebrow as he went past, causing me to career dangerously like a late McManus tackle and close to the edge of of the road and by a bawhair was saved from dropping into a 5 foot ditch, not meaning it was a ditch where 5 feet would fit but like a metre and a half deep or so, where I might have been severly pooped so to speak. Bastard. wearing a wee red-whit and blue scarf it was too.

    Wasps - huns of the insect world.

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    As long as you survived

    wasps are bastards though
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    I know. OK wasp lurkers - get one thing straight ya wee six-legged flying huns yese...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybXrrTX3LuI

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    oooft I,ve heard of Spanish fly but never Spanish hun bastard wasp .Ye better watch yersel out there onion
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    Fucking tool

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    Some even have cloaking devices. There's one of them Star Dregs Kling-huns under this guise.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HunSkelper View Post
    Fucking tool
    Thanks darling.

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    ffs, what is this world coming to.

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    terrible news onion, hope your holding it together. hun wasps attacks are an alarming insight into modern society when a man and his life partner cant go for a cycle without being visciously attacked by nazi wasps. its things like this that lead to vigilanteism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bhoys Dont Cry View Post
    ffs, what is this world coming to.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UkDMrG6tog

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Onion View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bhoys Dont Cry View Post
    ffs, what is this world coming to.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UkDMrG6tog
    You my friend, need help.

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    Exactly clagan. Nazi Bastards. Here's more proof.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea4MIELXmlE

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    lol terrible onion, the lesser known wasp division of the nazis.

    this is how we must deal with them
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhW3tk17Y_M

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    Hope you're alright mate!

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    when u said wasp did u mean White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lubo #25 View Post
    when u said wasp did u mean White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
    Funnily enough I found a tiny wee white pointed dunce's cap down the road...

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    No long tae the Vuelta noo eh onion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullyhanna celt View Post
    No long tae the Vuelta noo eh onion.
    Came trhough the village last year I think (I was working - so not sure.)

    They had a police cordon to prtoect the cyclists. 'El SWAT teamo' I think they were called.

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